Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

It’s Atlanta. Nobody cares.

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Gronk says no.

a sequence of 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, and 300 squats

“Challenge accepted”

“This is a much better clubhouse than the White Sox. They know what’s important. Like, they let that fat kid hang around and wear a uniform and everything. The other Sox would never do that.”

The White Sox fan on staff is yelling about how you never trade for 2B prospects. The Red Sox fan on staff is just giggling at his desk. The asshole Nationals fans on staff were whining this morning about giving up prospects for an actual dominant workhorse starter, and they deserve to never win anything ever.

Madden? So Deep Bomb, Deep Bomb, Deep Bomb, Punt/Deep Bomb? Would at least be entertaining

Did someone say roughing the passer?

No Buffalo Bills fan has ever had a physique like that.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

appears to urge him to, “Suck my dick!”

I know the NFL rulebook is already convoluted enough, but should they add some way for the officials to make tentative calls in situations where the official is unsure of whether to blow the whistle? So, on something like the Hopkins play, the official raises his hand instead of blowing the whistle when he thinks…

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

I have but one start to give, so you also get a GIF to show my appreciation for that joke.