Hi. White male here. Also raised in the burbs. Been pulled over many times and have been extended every courtesy. Most of the time the cops have called me sir and let me off with a warning. Also most times I had weed in my car. I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a cop with his hand on his weapon before.

If you were black you wouldn’t have been pulled over that many times because one of them would have shot you already.

Well, the cop probably knew you were a repeat offender. 2 dozen times? Slow the fuck down and stop at the fucking light!

Solid combination of dad humor and actual dad political views here.

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

It’s worth noting that Buccaneers owner Malcolm Glazer was a huge Trump donor. I’m guessing he came down on Evans hard.

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

Sitting during the national anthem requires no apology to the military or veterans.

Dave, not now

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

Gronk: “What’s wrong with it?”

I just wanted to get on top of his toes.

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

Has anyone told Trump that he actually has to live in Washington, D.C.? He was there for, what — four hours?, before heading right back to NYC. You have to live there, Don; it’s not your vacation home.

Disagree. His tweets need to be posted on billboards next to major highways so that Trump voters are reminded daily on the way to work and back just what they have fucking done.

“Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.”

Opening Three tabs was required just to watch a fucking browns clip. Are you kidding me?

You are kidding, right? Kasich doesn’t believe in a woman’s right to determine what she does with her body, said Planned Parenthood should be defunded, said he would ban same sex marriages,said the EPA should not regulate carbon emissions, supported fracking, said we need to invade Iraq to rid them of WMD (which they…