There's nothing about these damn things that isn't obnoxious, but have some dignity and keep the bitching to the back of the house. It's a time honored food service tradition that builds lasting bonds.

I think a lot of people are taking it personally because even though he may have said it about one specific person, he said it in a way that implies everyone who has ever battled an addiction deserves to die because they're a moron. Yeah, it's Erin Moran who died but most people can think of someone they've known and…

Her sister, Kidada Jones, was engaged to Tupac when he got shot.

I work two nights a week in retail which means I hear that goddamn song at least twice a week as a captive audience, three times if the satellite station decides to fuck with me. The biggest problem with that song is that while on the surface it seems like it could be a wish of qualities she's looking for in a mate,…

Or until next weekend

A year and a half ago, finding out Pamela Anderson has been "dating" Assange would have made me question what reality I was living in.

I feel like you're genuinely trying to make a point about the moral bankruptcy of these particular men in conjunction with their physical attractiveness, but in doing so you're downplaying the actual issues at play in these cases.

I spent the entirety of my teen years obsessing over The X Files - compiling all the episodes onto VHS tapes, fanfic, fan art, relating every possible school assignment, boring ever person I talked to, etc. I even have multiple X Files tattoos.

The Straight Story was the first movie to make me cry period. I will never forget it.

If you're making a politics category Anthony Weiner wins. Hands down. Always.

Yes! We had them for a very short time in the early 90s (about 2nd grade for me) and it was not a secret that our school switched back to cartons because of the constant mess.

From Cinco!

It's literally brought up every single year since Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five were inducted in 2007. Roughly 1,000 times a year for 10 years? I believe it.

Man, I know why it's always going to be about Eliot Ness, but he's really one of the least interesting players in the Kingsbury Run case. A movie with Det. Merylo as the protagonist would be so much more compelling.