@killershrew: That was way more awesome than I thought it would be. Also, rawr.

I saw this at an advanced screening last Saturday.

I call bullshit on the picture for this article. Snow White has BROWN eyes. Even in the disney movie. Or anyway they're like, creepy reddish brown.

My parents definitely imparted this to me, and I'm glad they did. I wouldn't say any of my friends/dates are rude to servers, but they definitely aren't good tippers.

@EponineT: I wish I had your dad.

@ChildBride: Thank you for saying this! That quote pissed me the hell off, but it's nice being reminded that not everyone is that narcissistic and selfish.

@kookla: It's on Dlisted!! So it must be true. Plus you know, he has sources for it. :(

@Love Monkey: Ooooh I want to write a movie about this now.

@OnlySlightyTrampy: It's been my understanding throughout the years that Allen did not live with Soon-Yi and had no part in raising her.

@OnlySlightyTrampy: Look, you can hate Woody Allen, but I'm tired of the ignorance displayed every time his name is mentioned with regards to incest.

I'm confused. My password here was a randomly generated one given to me by gawker when I started posting, so it doesn't match any of my other logins. Should I still be worried about my security being compromised??

I've never used lube :x But my nethers seem to make enough of it on their own. Still, sometimes I wonder if I'm missing out.

Honestly, unless someone is MIND NUMBINGLY gorgeous, I really don't become attracted to someone until I get to know them. I could stare at pictures all day, but it wouldn't mean jack. I need to know if the guy or girl is respectful, tolerant, and fun to be around.

I just needed an excuse to show ya'll this.

@w.f.reading: Um, why should cunt never be applied to a human being? I understand that some people still find it offensive, but why should we let a word that means vagina be so derided and stigmatized? I mean sure, I'd prefer it was a woman saying it, but I don't think it's productive to BAN it from our lexicon. I…

He's such a weirdo, and I love it. If we had classes together I would stare inappropriately and laugh too loud.

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: Amen sister.

I was SO EXCITED when I thought that said Stephenie Meyer loves "grizzly old fuckers" like Jeff Bridges and Clint Eastwood and Tom Waits.

I was SO EXCITED when I thought that said Stephenie Meyer loves "grizzly old fuckers" like Jeff Bridges and Clint Eastwood and Tom Waits.

I've had mine for over two years and I still don't always put it in right!! But it's worth it, once it's in correctly you don't even feel it (I cut the tip off mine, it was too long).