@bangers: THANK YOU. It seriously looks like a little baby toupee in the back. It's even a different color!!

This makes the statement of her publicist yesterday pretty.. bizarre, yes? I know this sort of thing happens (deny deny deny then confirm) but seriously, less than 24 hours later?? It kind of feels like "YOU can't break up with ME because I'M breaking up with YOU"

@leesie: I mean, I'm not saying that she doesn't have the right to protect her family/herself, but she and 24 other women have apparently commiserated over this. Safety in numbers, right? I have a hard time believing he would do anything but slink off with his tail between his legs, given the sheer number of victims…

@CandyBacon: "Contrary to popular belief, the scar on his lip is not the result of a repaired cleft lip or palate. It is simply a birth mark. Phoenix has stated in interviews that, while pregnant with him, his mother felt a sharp pain one day, and he was born with a mark on his lip." -IMDB

@weirdette: Ugh, sooo agreed. And though I hate how they went about it, I hope her relationship with the guy works out! He is gorgeousss and Mercedes is beautiful and kickass. And totally deserves some lovin'.

@VisforVanity: Right?? I'm all for equal opportunity objectification.

@Tea and Oranges: Whoops! I stand corrected. I was trying to find a way to say they were "white" without broaching the fact that Middle Eastern men can be light skinned too, but I guess there's no graceful way to point out something like that!

Can we please talk about how all the men on these covers are Caucasian?? What the fuck?

@*_*: I find all the booty worshiping a little bizarre as well. But then, when black women are praised on here for their figures, it often smacks of exoticising and becomes downright creepy- there's a lot of straight up objectification, like "oh my god, how is that even real??"

@yourestillinadream: I love your parents.

@DeeDoubleYou: I'm in your same position.. I haven't had any creepy or scary stories, but I will say that 9 times out of 10, queer women on dating sites are into BDSM and/or married. Sooo not my ish.

@KitKat: Haha no I was referring to what you posted. I'm just saying, if that happened to me I wouldn't think he was "socially awkward", I'd think he was a rapist. But maybe I read the situation wrong.

@septembergrrl: Yeah. And at this rate, I really hope I never do.

Honestly, I've just gotten to the point where I'm completely uncomfortable making value judgments on what a woman is wearing. I can't do it. If a person wants to wear revealing clothing, that's their prerogative. And I am not going to be so distracted by breasts or midriff or *whatever* that I can't concentrate on a…

Wow, they both are really, really ridiculously good looking.

@KitKat: UMM how did you get him out of your home?? Also, did you scream for the police?

@matildatheskivvy: Hahaha. So are you going to respond back or just let him stew in his own delusion?

@afeversomeday: HAHAHAH. Oh my god that is amazing. Did he really think you'd answer his questions after that?? You freakin dodged a bullet with that one.

Mine is quite epic, if only for the space of time it inhabits.

The woman outside looked from sheep to man, and from man to sheep, and from sheep to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.