i don’t get why people make such a fuss over unions. what two laborers do in their own homes is none of my business.

We’ll meet this time in about 3 to 5 years at this very spot to discuss the next plan for Cadillac when their head honcho is unceremoniously fired yet again.

Huh, Cadillac’s changing their brand image. AGAIN...

I’m sure I’d love driving it, but looking at it does nothing for me

Want to love it. Don’t love it. 

Now that is a wedding crasher.

Road workers aren’t yet exactly sure what caused the sign to fall

See Fast Five, you don’t need to rob a bank by stealing the whole vault!

“Daimler and BMW Are Looking To Share Parts”

Sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is a train.

Cayenne’t believe I didn’t think of that one

You guys. I’m calling 911, this is criminal and you’ve got what’s cayman to ya.

You're Macan an excellent point.

The engineers were so preoccupied with whether Taycan, they didn’t stop to think if Tayshould.

Hard to believe it’s Taycan so long for us to get it right.

Can we talk about the Pastrana bit at the end?

I hate to be that guy, but if no one was chasing him he wouldn’t have been driving that fast, and they wouldn’t have “needed” to deploy spike strips in a high-speed chase. I understand the need to pursue justice, but if one of the people in that car had died, I can’t imagine the justification.

Or a DMV (as in the Vietnam episode)!

I’ve said this a thousand times, we need confetti cannons in the middle of roundabouts. No, it wouldn’t have prevented this situation from happening but it might have made a terrifying experience just a little more festive.

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.