morty56
morty56
morty56

It’s like scientists engineered the world’s most punchable face.

You mean, this isn’t Enzo?

He parks too close to the curb.

A young Enzo Ferrari posing proudly next to his first production road car, 1947.

Here he is, everyone: Steve Mercedes, the inventor of the Mercedes. He is very proud of what he has invented, as you would be! Please show him the proper respect and deference during your time on Jalopnik.

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If the microphone can handle it, not even close...

Whenever I see these old-timey heavily-choreographed videos with big musical accompaniment, and they were everywhere when I was a kid, I’ve always found it difficult to imagine that they actually convinced anybody to buy the cars in them, ever.

Wow, they even found a Rick Astley look alike to drive. Even the voice was matched. So Rick rolled a mustang while he rolled down pedestrians. Adds a new meaning to Rick Rolled.

Also, moar fun compact cars like the C30, please.

Moar inline 5's please.

Thats one of my favorite parts about Audi.