I get the feeling that many men imagine themselves in the perpetrators’s shoes when it comes to crimes like this. They see it as a drunken mistake that they easily could have committed when they were young bucks. (Sarcasm) I have been to many parties. I have had drunken consensual sex. I cannot see myself under any…

Somewhere, Leelee Sobieski is frowning at her Starbucks cup marked “Helen”.

Not shown: Leonsis purchases blogger’s place of “employment”, burns it to the ground. Because he can.

The second one, though, with the kitten’s rectum. That doesn’t sound like it ends well. :(

Did he try to run her credit card, then refuse a freebie when it was declined? No. He chose to be a dick and make a point. I’m a flaming liberal, AND a public librarian. At work, I do my job no matter how obnoxiously conservative the person I’m helping happens to be. Know why? It’s my job. Most of my patrons think I’m…

Of course it is. If this election cycle has taught us anything, it’s that assholes love rewarding other assholes on GoFundMe.

I just wrote an enormous check for my taxes this year. I’d prefer that 60% of it didn’t go to the military or subsidies for giant corporations. I’d prefer it went toward education and infrastructure. That makes me a bad person?

Can’t blame Keanu Neal. As a DB, that’s the last contact he’ll ever be allowed to have in the NFL.

Just sayin.

Yeah, fuck you.... West Virginia is every bit as important as NY, MD, VA, MA, or any other state on the east coast. Don’t believe it? Try living without the electricity that allows you to make power the computer you use to make stupid, needlessly hateful comments from.

Mama tried.

‘These people like a thing I don’t like so I hope they’re all deported and sent to die in international waters’ .... D:

Just a small correction: West Virginia’s anti-LGBT bill was killed in the Senate. It did not pass, it did not go to the governor, it was not signed into law.

You leave Herb Alpert out of this. That man’s a national treasure.

Passing this bill under the guise of “protecting women” is bullshit. This is clearly an anti-trans bill and only makes their lives harder and does nothing to “protect” anyone. The only thing that’s happening in the bathroom is people USING THE BATHROOM.

Rachel Dratch is the most underutilized comedic actress alive today.

Rachel Dratch is so under-rated!! She is so funny - up there with Tina Fey, Amy Pohler, Maya Rudolph - yet somehow, the fame train has thus-far passed her by. Read her book!!! (To me, she is this generation’s Andrea Martin - comedically brilliant and under-appreciated.)

Rachel Dratch is gold.

Look at this fucking guy. He’s got glass jars and beakers and shit. He knew what he was talking about.