Maybe I am a terrible person, because I still finds this hilarious.

if she were a Real American™ she would dress the wound by her bootstraps

I really enjoyed Carnival. It’s a shame it got cancelled and they had to rush the ending so badly.

Dude. I am going to reply to you exactly once, and I’m doing it in the place that will bring as few as possible of your creepy-ass obsessive posts about this into the black.

I am a case manager for low income families. A lot of my clients have some trouble with family planning and regardless of the fact that some of them live off of less that a thousand dollars a month, continue having baby after baby. Do I think it’s right to keep bringing children into poverty? No. Do I keep my opinions…

Let’s not act like Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. Okay? Let’s dispense with the notion that Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing. Obama knows what he’s doing. Some contend Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. They’re wrong. Obama knows what he’s doing. Algunos estan diciendo que Barack Obama no sabe…

Could be worse.

I’m only surprised she didn’t quit halfway through her endorsement.

Of course you’re trying to be an asshole. You’re bringing your hot take on celebrity death to multiple threads, hoping for attention. Own it.

Whelp, this is the first time this year I’ve had to break this one out.

Andy Reid also banned hoverboards last week, saying he felt they caused his team to move too quickly for his taste.

“People are often unreasonable, irrational and self-centered.”

“This little piggy went to Congress,

She was awarded for her medical bills, that coffee was well into dangerous temperatures and caused third degree burns on 6% (eta actually it may have been 16%) of her body. It almost killed her. She was in the hospital for 8 days and needed skin grafts. She originally asked for her medical bills but they refused.

According to Tom Brady and backed by the venerable Skip Bayless, that was one of the worst officiated games in the history of the NFL. That is the only way the Patriots could have lost that game.

I was watching the game with my friend from Denver. He thought the Pats got screwed too.

Dr. Moreau says Branning will be ready by the end of the week.

Jesus Christ! Even Angelina’s menopause has to be amazing.

OK, guess I should have saved my Adele clip for THIS article (unless Stassa, you wanna make a post all you own)