To be fair, Ryan is always fuckin’ pumped - win or lose.

I am a female physician. I did my residency in the 1990s and I remember the nurses as a godsend. We had to run the ER as residents when we were one year out of medical school. It was a busy urban ER and drug overdoses and end stage HIV (it was during the height of the epidemic and there was no great treatment) as well…

I just have to say, I love nurses. My parents are nurses, my wife is a nurse, my aunt is a nurse, and nurses have been the best advocates for me whenever I’m hospitalized (which is, sadly, far too often.) Ya’ll are doing amazing work, and I wouldn’t have made it these last 29 years without the help of nurses.

Come to the Washington...we have pot, a dem governor and no state income tax! And you can kill yourself when the time comes!

Arturo,

“I think they discover the penis before they discover their hands, don’t they?”

At this point, perhaps every team should STFU.

“According to the Herald” is a sentence that never instills much confidence.

Since the story is actually that the Jets’ SECURITY DIRECTOR was embarrassingly ignorant of who is allowed on the sidelines EVERY GAME, this should be filed under LOLJets.

If you’re entering the game thinking the Pats already know what you’re doing, you’ve already lost.

+1 Rapture

Browns logo cloud?

He's not reading it at all. Reading the bible is one of the surest ways to become an atheist.

Doug Marrone reportedly wanted to send his captains out barefoot but that would have been a very expensive violation of the NFL’s uniform code.

I just zone out and go back to reading this post because this shit is ludicrous and I can’t take it anymore.

A surprising number of states waited until after the Civil War was over to join the Confederacy.

Nice throw!

I just finally got a job back in my home state of RI. I can’t wait to be my weird self again back in my weird home state. These years of forced normalcy have taken a toll.

I called Newport (RI) Toyota today to get some maintenance done on my car. When the guy answered, “Newpohhht Toyoterrrr, yeah?” I thought, “Bless Lil Rhody’s heart.”

The Patriots are so great, and have been for so long, that they have literally driven the competition insane.