It’s MORE than OK, Chris! The Caps’ annual collapse isn’t hilarious until fans set aside their fatalism.

Fox News... has there ever been a larger gathering of feckless cunts?

Maybe every classroom should come with a shape charge to blast a doorway out? /s

Only an American would solve a gun problem with a bigger gun.

My first thought (after “what a stupid idea”) was “geez, hope there aren’t any innocent kids on the other side of that wall.”

seems like it would be easier to just collapse the entire building and just take care of all those potential shooters inside

When asked if he was still experiencing side effects, Farquhar said, “I used to smell onions, but that’s all ogre now.”

People were speculating that this was the person responsible for the cheerleading scandal. Just goes to show you that he was who we thought he was. Glad to see they didn’t let him off the hook.

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

He took a bad angle and had to make a spectacular play for something that was moderately difficult.

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants other people’s children and teachers.

I wonder how many of the parents of children killed who are gun nuts would change their minds on this?

I mean what do you say at this point?

I’d love to make a smartass comment but all I can do is sit here in shock. I can’t believe this team is in the Finals. When we beat the Pens I literally screamed “FUCK YOU, PITTSBURGH” out the window, but this time I’m just in disbelief.

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

Never? Oh Jesus, man. I’m 5'10", a shitty athlete, and even I could touch rim in high school.

James Franklin said essential the same thing about hiring assistant coaches. His rationale was that the guy couldn’t “recruit” a wife more attractive than he was he couldn’t recruit players to Vanderbilt. Surprisingly there was a problem with players raping students at Vanderbilt.

By the way, you don’t really need a ton of confidence to bang a hot chick when you’re the QB1 of a major college program in Los Angeles. That requires about the level of confidence that I need to put on a pair of pants.

Probably this. I’ve read quotes from NFL scouts saying they want a QB with the hottest wife, to show he has the confidence to lead a team. And they want them married so that they don’t get into trouble out on the town.