Of the 7,003 people at that game last night, roughly 7,000 were Mets fans.

It’s not a shock that Jeter’s showing even less range as an owner than Loria did.

Loria must employ the same accountants who claim “Batman” (the 1989 film) has yet to make a profit.

He could stack the box though.

Lewis’ words cut so deep he’ll have to throw away another suit.

Thats what I said, like dude you literally murdered someone. OBJ is just hanging out with models that do coke.

OK, cool. Yeah, if you saw that, this is for sure not that. Less traumatic than that.

Kevin Ware in the Final 4 is the worst I’ve ever seen.

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

It whispered in his ear: Dear God do I fucking loathe Lee Greenwood...

If this guy ran for office 50 years ago, he’d be campaigning to keep lead in our paint and gasoline. It’s amazing how these people boast about being so backwards. It’s 2018. Anyone still trying to bring back coal is out of their fucking minds.

your mom

I mean...he did go to Kentucky. I don’t think his math skills were refined all that much.

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

Except Pham had the stats to prove it. This isn’t some weak hitting schlub claiming he could man the outfield for the White Sox in 1994...

“I should be playing instead of that other guy.”

Thank god for muscle memory

Notre Dame lost four players to ACL injuries this year. Muffet McGraw is one hell of a coach.

I like this review, so I feel bad about nitpicking, but re: the first paragraph...

there’s one group that sees itself as unfairly targeted, as Politico’s Jason Schwartz noted today: conservatives.