Based on your excellent piece yesterday, a 9M+ buyout sounds like a very Pitt ending to this chapter of the program.

Sans shirt when you’re telepathing a chick is a rookie move. He was clearly trying too hard there, that’s virgin status.

Nah, Finn boned. Those space stations have hundreds of thousands of workers. And he didn’t seem all that brainwashed. Actually, that was one of my complaints about “The Force Awakens”. He never really seemed like a fish out of water. I’d expect life outside to be more strange to him, but he seemed to get along quite…

Rey.... maybe has had sex, but with who? She grew up on that backwater Jakku. I mean I guess she probably has, but she was a loner and stuff when we meet her.

Kylo Ren =/= Sith. And judging by that no shirt move he pulled on Rey, he has most definitely fucked. That’s peak, “Emo kid found the gym over winter break,” chest right there.

No worries. If you had added that, I wouldn’t have said anything.

But where will the sugar come from?

That is about 1000% more work than I want to put into 3 AM pizza bagels.

Ummm... you just compared UNC (creator of classes that were not difficult but were available to the entire school population) with Baylor and Penn State (rape and child rape apologists, respectively.)

Lucky Charms and pumpkin pie

Yeah but I don’t want to put in actual effort! Can’t I just pour some cheapo Prego in a pot and warm that shit up for four minutes?

I think the months following 9/11 gave sports a reason to promote patriotism, and was something that helped bring a nation back to normalcy/together. The issue is it’s 16 years later and they’re still trying to milk that in a country that’s grossly divided.

When you delude yourself into believing that pro sports games are patriotic events you make yourself vulnerable to becoming all types of stupid.

I have never sent a shirtless photo to a woman I did not want to have sex with because that would be weird and creepy and absolutely signal that I wanted to have sex with them.

I feel bad for this guy.

Some say Shivlyakov give new meaning to the term “deadlift.” But they have not seen his clean-and-jerk, which the weightlifter performs in a French maid’s outfit.

“Pfff. That’s nothing.”

He missed the game with a hip flexor injury.

Trump supporters are basically like battered wives at this point.

Because some people are fascism fetishists?