You have to have some balls to deny a woman a job for the crime of being black in FUCKING MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE.

Tucker Carlson openly espouses racist ideas - then he attacks guests for saying “hey, maybe don’t say racist shit?”

Burns: “confederated slave holdings. how’s that doing?”

I haven’t though about the Facts of Life in about 30 years. Was that the one with Tuitty?

The rest of the league:

Steelers:

I can’t wait until Big Ben forces Ju-Ju Smith-Shuster off the team because he thinks his name is spelled “Jew-Jew.”

Can we take a moment to reflect on this:

I dated a girl from Fresno for years. I can sympathize with his man. “I hope we can be not just friends, but good friends” she said as she walked out the door. Then I went to Taco Bell and I swear that they have changed their Burrito Supreme. It doesn’t have enough sour cream to suit my tastes and it just seems…

Nte Jackson has been killing it recently with these perspectives.

Kyrie’s rare talent is forcing any offense he is to become ISO.

I tried to make a joke, but I realized Kyrie could be this stupid.

I hope she sees how great I’m doing

There is petty and there is petty.

Right? I know we were taught about the cultural importance of Ali and Robinson during Black History Month.

Narrator: “It was at that point that Pop picked up the Sunday edition, rolled it up, and smacked the reporter upside the head.”

Okay, so I am huge fan of John Carpenter, but this is a movie that doesn’t need to be remade. It will bomb at theaters.

I love this level of hostage-taking by the Pelicans. They are two weeks away from showing the world a video of Davis bound and gagged in the arena boiler room.

Mick Foley is a shlubby AF white dude and one of the nicest people you will ever run into.

Does anyone else think Larry Kudlow is pulling off a decent Clark Griswald impression?