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Pork Chop Express
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The most fitting irony would be Drew skipping the Jaguars because they don’t matter. Frankly, he could do that for the Titans as well. Nobody would notice.

I attended a Maryland football game a few years ago. They still call me asking for donations to their athletic fund. I didn’t attend Maryland. I went as part of a party and the game was awful.

The only thing I expect from Papa John’s is pizza.

Any pitcher that throws at Acuna because they are so insecure should be suspended.

What’s the problem here? Jesse Watters basically does this on a weekly basis on Fox News.

Meyer only fires the guy after the media brought years of spousal abuse to the country’s attention.

Countdown to the first hot take about how this affects the Cowboys' playoff chances.

this was my first thought as well! This ad is so outdated it is comical.

I love how outdated the layout and font is in this ad. It looks like a cover from one of my grandmother's cookbooks from the 1960s.

I thought the prison system wouldn’t put convicted pedophiles into general population for this exact reason.

The game had signature dunks for each player - it was amazing.

holy fuck, I loved this game.

I have been saying this for years: cable news has turned this all into a soap opera. It is all dysfunctional and cable media is greasing the tracks.

I was expecting Acuna to go super Saiyan and send Urena into the 19th ring of Hell with a Kamehameha blast.

Her face is crooked, right? I don’t care about her looks - whether she is objectively pretty or not - but her face looks off center, right? Like, it is turned about 20 degrees?

These fucking morons are still going to win. It doesn’t seem to matter what they do - how evil, how craven, how intentionally destructive - they always win.

Awesome - that is the exactly the type of deal Detroit needs to agree to. A city with a historically shrinking tax base needs to give monumental tax breaks to a major corporation.

Alright, so Jalen has always been an in-your-face trash talker. He’s been like that since high school.

I have said this before, but I literally cried during Sandy Hook. I don’t have kids. I don’t cry often, but after the evacuation of the school, it was reported that a mother started screaming:

There is a huge difference between public discourse and “public discourse”