Sean Newcomb:

like the Star Wars one

As a child of the 90s, we talked of Black Lotus in myth and legend.

Oh shit, they fired him?

sure

Fire Larry Fedora. Fire his dumbass and fire anyone on staff that agrees with his dumbass.

In a year, we will see a story about this scumbag getting off. That it was “self defense.”

The good news is that many southern states are allowing guns in bars. So now there will be a drunk good guy with a gun to take out the drunk bad guy with a gun.

Dude, opening a pack with a Black Lotus is basically the pinnacle of Magic: The Gathering.

Somewhere, Steve Bartman is thinking about taking his own life.

Tiger coming out on Sunday, with the lead, and black pants/red shirt will always be the most amazing intimidation uniforms of all time.

Fuck the haters - Tiger is amazing. I’ve been hearing about this guy since 7th grade and I want to see him hoist a cup again.

I will never get over butthurt Republicans calling other people "snowflakes" because their feelings were hurt.

The answer is that they shouldn’t. They should be greatful living in a country that grudgingly allowed them freedom and has spent the better part of a century finding institutional ways to prevent them from living like human beings.

Kneeling during a song is a punishable offense, but those uniforms aren't. Other than Mercury Morris being a dick and all of Florida sports being a craven image of integrity, this is the most laughable.

Only difference between Darko and Melo is that Darko was drafted to a good team.

Melo is an overrated player that has been living off his college success. Nobody has ever praised Melo for being anything more than a “me-first” iso player that has thrived on volume more than consistency.

A Portland fanbase could easily rival Seattle, San Francisco, LA and Saint Louis as insufferable assholes.

Can I just say that I love Michael Jai White? I never look for him in a movie, but everytime I see him it is a great performance. He's still criminally under appreciated.

It's impossible to deny that sports and the demand for "loyalty" doesnt have a racist undertone.