Whithin 15 minutes of Fox News having Papa John on air, I'll get a text message from my mom about what a dirty liberal I am. Fox news will tell her this fucking racist deserves sympathy.

Well, that whole video was insultingly dystopian. Fuck Taco Bell for that.

I’m not expert, but isn’t Dennis Rodman a hall of fame basketball player that might have been the best rebounder of his generation?

That doesn’t sound like a bribe at all!

Nats Park isn’t charmless, it’s soulless. There is an important difference. How could you possibly claim that a few thousand drunken government employees and their families doesn’t have charm?

that would give her too much humanity.

Global Warming is a myth and it’s a total coincidence that the hottest years on record “happen” to have occured in the last few years. I’ll feel comfortable throwing another tire on the fire and laughing about liberal tears. I’m a bit concerned a pack of Kools is more expensive though.

“This just in: stir try enthusiasts invading the country.”

“alt-right fuckhead causes a minor stir trying to find conspiracy in a coincidence.”

Eh, I’m not that religious, but Jesus did exist. Whether you think he was the son of God is up to you.

she doesn't actually believe in Jesus.

it doesn't matter. Christ, I worked 69 in there and you are focusing on the fact I referenced thes old testament.

“What’s the problem? George Washington used the N-word all the time. What's the difference?”

If there is one thing that Jesus took a stand for, it was strict border control and punishing refugees by ripping children away from their desperate parents. Nothing says “compassion” like child prisons. As it says in Proverbs 6:9 - “Donald Trump is totally cool and make sure to put a dollar in the box on your way…

Yeah..... this is sounding like McCoy was involved. Either that, or some intrepid young burglar read the court documents - identified the items of value - and chose to target Cordon on his/her own. Which, sounds a lot more intelligent than the average smash-and-grab operation.

why is Drew's go-to SEC whipping boy always Tennessee when there are so many other value-rich targets?

It is literally a jaw-dropping coincidence.

Pizza Farm? You can’t grow pepperoni.

I guess gohmert doesnt care about rape if a Republican does it. He’s the worst kind of person. I hope he is actually judged by God.

This one is such a classic.