why is Drew's go-to SEC whipping boy always Tennessee when there are so many other value-rich targets?

It is literally a jaw-dropping coincidence.

Pizza Farm? You can’t grow pepperoni.

I guess gohmert doesnt care about rape if a Republican does it. He’s the worst kind of person. I hope he is actually judged by God.

This one is such a classic.

Eeveryone has a favorite and mine will send me to hell:

These poor souls arent lost forever. Each of them will find a new platform upon which to build their church of overt racism and prideful ignorance.

Fun fact: Leaf was always better than Manning in Madden 64 Franchise mode. That always burned me up inside.

“Matt Harvey left the hellhole that is the New York Mets to pitch for what was, quite honestly, a bigger hellhole in Cincinnati.”

So, they didn’t know what they were doing. Drafted something - anything - to show they had a clue. And it was a colossal failure?

Bosio was going to lose his job no matter what. The silver-lining of this story is that he will never get a MLB job again.

What are the chances we read another story like this about Jameis Winston in the next three years? I’m thinking 100%

Reports are that Menendez’s Chief of Staff told White House staff that they were not trying to call Trump. Kushner patched the call through anyways.

Hey, try not to be so fatalist. A Supreme Court justice is never going to change what America is. They can use institutional malaise to hold on a bit longer, but no person can control the tide. The fact of the matter is that American society is becoming more progressive and accepting. Trump’s base is already the…

A sign with with a widely known alphabet used to form words to convey a message is only effective if its target audience is literate.

God, you are completely right - and that is a sobering realization.

“best wishes”? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I write that on the birthday cards of people I don’t know or like.

It sounds like you are patient with people disapproving of your work - and that is admirable. But some of these are threats. I really hope you reported them to the police. Most of the time, they are nothing but an idiot getting to worked up and saying something they didn’t mean; but you only have to be wrong about…

He helicopters into work. So, there isn’t much interaction with the public.

I thought Lucifer was “the morning star?”