Tis gif is hypnotic. It’s a bouquet of oddities that somehow - beyond belief - forms a coherent narrative. What is going on here? Why are they dancing so terribly? Where are their parents? Why are they wearing matching outfits? Why are the outfits the colors of “it’s a boy” and “it’s a girl” when they are both girls?…

Letang sure did bitch and moan about Wilson after the game...

White shoes with blue Jean’s? What is this - fucking Europe?

How come i am not seeing “Immigrant Song” listed anywhere? Now, I hate led zeppelin, but that’s a good song.

Um... can you share that sauce recipe?

Jeets is just as bad at stringing together a coherent thought as Trump. Aren’t they bros?

All of these people really are the worst. I can’t decide which one sounds most like my mom...

This might turn out fine, but The Division’s story has been done numerous times before. The game has also been out for a while. Only think I can think of is that Ubisoft is pushing this because they want to increase the profile of game for future sequels.

This pilot is amazing.

Draymond Green is stewing half a content away.

“Chad Rowland” had a number after his handle. I hesitate togeneralize, but a lot of the Russian bot accounts have that. It’s an easy way to mass generate accounts.

Gt some rest, honey.

I told people this at the time, but the American media is totally clueless about how EU borders work.

Rremember when baseball owners threw a collective hissy-fit because Nintendo, a Japanese company (!!!), was trying to buy the Mariners?

He asked because IT HAPPENED. Trump just wanted to know if there was video footage of it.

Tis article perfectly captures how boringly amazing LeBron James is. He’s a road paver of athletic excellence that everyone ignores. When he reaches the pinnacle of human athletic achievement - like he does every playoff season - we have to sit down and watch.

One game!?! That’s bullshit - Ford Pinto was permanently suspended for all those gas-tank explosions.

“I want to apologize to Russ, The entire Thuner organization and the American public in general. I was attempting to avoid using profanity to describe Russ’ brilliance, and unfortunately used a phrase that is much worse. I hope you all will forgive me. Especially you Russ, because I truly believe you’re the one that…

The official response from the Bryant camp was:

It says a lot about the Angel’s organization that I had forgotten. Mike Trout, already one of the greatest baseball of all time, is on their roster.