If they had any self-respect, they wouldn’t be cowboys fans.

Uh, wait - who commits a crime and uses a marginal NFL WR as an alias?

My sources, and they are to be believed, say Anthony Bennett - yes, that Anthony Bennett - wants to beat LeBron’s add.

My sources, and they are to be believed, say Anthony Bennett - yes, that Anthony Bennett - wants to beat LeBron’s add.

+1 for shutting down the thread.

The Iron Giant isn’t even from the 1980's - and it wasn’t one of the robots they used in the book - the movie just used something they thought would appeal to a later generation for zero reason other than selling nostalgia.

The book is just constant name dropping.

Right? Olive Garden should be paying him for positively repping their shit food. Even Olive Garden knows their food is shit - Darden Corporation put together a whole slideshow about how terrible their product is. This guy sounds like a college freshman. Dear LORD, if I told a first date I was taking her to Olive…

According to skincare professionals, all Whiteheads are expendable - even lucky ones.

Antetokounmpo showing more swagger than any Buck’s player has a right to have.

The book is nothing but 1980s references. It is basically the pure distillation of the nostalgia industry - only know it is being adapted for consumption by people that didn’t live during the 1980s.

Stupid sheep do stupid thing - how is this the bear’s fault?

Not this is a good bear.

Sounds like something Larry Nance Jr. would say.....

Christ, you’re blasting people for watching “fake” news but it looks like you get your talking points from Sean Hannity.

Another responsible gun owner.

The restaurant above Quarry House had a fire, so it had to move across the street. Quarry House was - and remains - great.

“I’ve given the farmers back their farms. I’ve given the builders back their land to build houses and to build other things.”

“and that was the end of that army”

It almost sounds like he sympathizes with Hitler. Trump doesn’t sympathize with Hitler, right?