SF2 was huge on the Super Nintendo though - culturally it is a good one to include. Turbo would have been better though....

Nintendo is officially releasing Star Fox 2? Now THAT is a huge shock.

If the license plate were accurate, it would have an outline of Maryland instead.

James Dolan uses his sadness over the Charles Oakley incident to fuel his blues music.

Can’t wait for Trump’s tweet in support of the Russia National Team.

Chris, he’s the greatest of all time....

Really doesn’t matter if it’s legally slander or not, Smith proves himself to be an even bigger total asshole than we previously thought.

In bird culture, this is known as a dick move.

It’s amazing - they even do it with players like Anthony that their fanbase wants them to trade! They don’t have to convince anyone other than another team and they BLAST him in the media.

Considering that Porzingis is the first good draft pick the Knicks have made in 20 years, trading him for more draft picks to screw up makes perfect sense.

Oh, the 4 year old grudge about a video showing an Ali fight - for sure.

Dear Lord, with his accuracy he is going to end up suspended each and every time he takes the mound.

Boom Boom goes Bust

That was really a great statement from Bibap, Pecota, Vorp & Eckstein on behalf of their client.

He would never need to shovel his driveway if he lived in a place with no snow. Who’s the genius now?

Agreed - today’s dogs are soft because they are coddled. That dog should have been made to run suicide sprints after the game until he vomited (and probably eat it again) as punishment.

The use of domesticated animals in the workplace has been stealing American jobs since the dawn of humanity.

Another person the Bears won’t allow on the field? Jay Cutler. They should form a class action lawsuit.

I wish I could say “that’s the joke” but the truth is that I made a mistake. I did realize it though - and figured there wouldn’t be any historical ornithologists on Kinja to call me out. I was wrong.

“We were terrified of humans before it was cool.”