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Jeremy Hellickson is making 17.2 million? Holy shit, no wonder the Phillies suck.

You know who else hates following federal drug laws? Every drug dealer.

You got it all wrong, Kathy Ireland was all legs in that movie - and man, were her legs kickin’.

“Eric who? All I know is fuck that river. Little Nell deserved better.”

“It ebbs and flows, but it carries the lifeblood of the entire city on its current.”

If he is accusing Griffey of juicing, then I have major problems with this guy.

Coincidentally - lots of swamps in the south!

Era Vulgaris last? What in the every loving fuck!?!

Russ is a national treasure. I hazard to say that.... I love this man.

Smart has been looking a little puffy lately..

Remember, they are “student-athletes”

I had Jennifer Capriati Tennis on the saga genesis. I’m glad she was able to beat some of her personal demons and become a legend.

Eh, Fresno can go either way - a lot of people there are 49er fans. Anyone that went to Fresno State loves Derek Carr though.

Coachella: A counter-culture music and arts festival starring major label bands with help of brief appearances by all the main-stream celebrities you know and love, sponsored by Pepsi.

Columbus is the biggest city in Ohio. Cincinnati having a team would be more weird.

Not yet anyways....

I had a chance to purchase bubble bobble 2 for like 40 bucks in the early 2000s. I still kick myself for not pulling the trigger. Brother tried to convince to get it, but that was a ton of money at the time for a NES game.

NYT has an article about it. You are more than welcome to read it if you really want your answers.

There are plenty of professional fields these days where “pay” is considered a “occupational benefit.” I happen to work in one and am insanely jealous reading this blog.

Nintendo is doing just fine. Last I remember reading, they had a huge war chest for an electronics company.