While interesting, I think that theory of reproduction has too much wasted energy when compared to the Aerosmith theory.

Those windshields would be like the one from the Mr. Magoo movie.

I would agree with you if it is found-poop. Like you are walking along hall, minding your own business in a classy building and there is a huge pile of poop just around the corner waiting for you to happen upon it. If you know the poop is there (i.e. dog, baby or possibly toilet) it isn’t quite as intimidating.

The internet has given me good faith that the comment section here will remain civil.

Trump’s impeachment might finally be able to draw a crowd equal with Obama’s 2009 inauguration.

I hate to resort to Hitler, but people never thought he would do all the things he said he was going to do either.

Isn’t wall-to-hole intercourse a crime in most states?

Do you realize you spent over 1000 words ranking crackers? Kids in detention across this great land wish they had that sort of psychotic devotion to verbosity.

Graham crackers are terrible - they were invented to prevent people from getting sexual, literally.

I’m glad she is deciding to stand together with all those white guys that have been so discriminated against in modern society.

Bol is really good, but he’s a “back to the basket” center in basketball world with guys like Embiid, Giannis and Towns. I wish him all the best and hope he does great things - but he needs to get better handling, develop a mid-to-longrange jumpshot and a better right hook. His father was a legend in the ring and I…

He’s the most gangly person I’ve seen play basketball since the original Manute Bol.

I’m so tired of Mormons actually practicing their professed commitment to faith, family and community in our faces. Why can’t they be like the rest of Christianity and just say they believe shit and then be really terrible people on the side?

I can’t wait to see him living under a bridge on the 395.

I didn’t know she trucked them illegals in to vote! Someone should DM a journalist over at Infowars with this news!

Dude, the President isn’t a private person. He is ALWAYS accountable to the American people - in the open and behind closed doors.

DC will do this and they will cast Armie Hammer - because everything they do is stupid, boring and a failure.

He earned that honor after surviving his own personal Vietnam.

We all know why Trump wants military parades right? He wants the adulation of a parade of soldiers saluting him as they march by. It is another stroke of his ego. China, Russia and North Korea aren’t suddenly going to be impressed because they see tanks they already know the USA has rolling through American cities.

I, for one, would embrace the idea of more military parades for a few reasons: