Oh shit - he violated the “fan code of conduct”?!?

Bobby Petrino is a great coach, so I’m not sure if this scale works.

This is what I don’t get - everyone seems to be chortling over Chip Kelly getting fired, but the 49er roster was legitimately terrible. No coach on the planet could win consistently with that roster. Then he got dragged into a civil rights debate all season by his backup QB (who is a backup because of current job, not…

oh, I have to hear more about this.

The changes in fonts made this read like a fucking article from Infowars.

I really hope he gets fired again at FAU, but not on the tarmac - but on the airboat ramp. (Note: I have no idea where FAU is, but hope there are airboats. Fuck it - there should be airboats.)

He didn’t even have to succeed at Tennessee to do that.

USC was about to enter years of probation and scholarship limits. It wasn’t a step up - it was walking into a death sentence.

*high-five* as a Nationals and Volunteers fan.

Millenials, am I right?

Tyrod should be a team player and take his benching for the team. I mean, it sucks that he is being benched so they don’t have to pay him and cut his ass without consequence during the offseason; but it’s okay for teams to operate in their own self-interest, not players.

And Noah was a drunk - what’s your point?! Oh....

Why would a Japanese game company care what the title was in English? Final Fantasy - but anything that began with a “F” would have been alright?

Actually, abandoning the cynicism, this press conference came out within a reasonable time period after the release of the video and was broadcast on a national channel.

Just to reiterate: Reagan had Johnny Carson and Frank Sinatra at his inauguration. Trump has the Rockettes and that girl that didn’t win America’s Got Talent.

A lot like Trump, he won a popularity contest on the backs of misguided voters.

Millenials, am I right?

Steve Kerr has no right to piss and moan about millenials - the only reason he is relevant is that he inherited a team of millenials whipped into shape by Mark Jackson.

Millenials suck. I mean, their parents think Steve Kerr is a pussy for coaching a team of pussies that shoot 3pointers - but yeah, the millenials suck.

See, idiots? “The Process” works!