You know what would also pulverize fruit in a similar manner? A regular crowbar.

I’ve seen Kessel run for less than 12 parsecs.

Tebow was really good at getting the ball to the other team as an NFL quarterback too.

More like Christian “Isahack”, amirite?

Fitzpatrick: “I shaved my beard for this?”

Everyone knows that Geno’s is only good in Chicago.

Bedtime at the Walton’s home:

Hot take alert: Kobe.

I have to imagine working with Kobe on a daily basis would cause drinking. So it was a self-replicating cycle.

“My Drunk Kitchen” is exactly what I want to see this turn into. Coincidentally, it is also what I plan on my kitchen turning into tonight! So excited!

I have always been told that a common mistake for amateur cooks is that they are afraid to use enough salt. Burneko did not display that reluctance in this video.

I want an episode of Foodspin where Burneko and Magary get bat-shit drunk and bicker for 15 minutes about the best hotdish recipe.

Did you watch Magary on Chopped? There is no other word to accurately describe his cooking.

Right, they live in Buffalo and this is what makes them kill themselves.

I thought it was pretty near universally thought that McDavid was the better talent. Eichel would have been the top pick almost any other year.

Oh please let this happen. I want to see Burneko drown in it.

“The first episode comes out tomorrow right here on Deadspin and you’re going to love it.”

Wardrobe looks like it has really gotten its act together.

It can’t possibly be years of negative press combined with poor product on the field and “football saturation”...

With a BS in Chemistry, why would this kid want to work in simple manufacturing?