What the Hell, Man?

I like the addition of Draymond - it will answer some big questions, like ‘How much padding does a foreskin actually provide?’

They didn't even win anything in Cincinatti, but wait til you see what they're eating down there.

Drew last week I invented a new drinking game in which I took a shot every time you said “like” on the Deadcast. I played for about 10 minutes, but then I died. I am dead. I am typing this from hell where I am still hungover from drinking every time you said “like” on the Deadcast.

5. I think it’s obvious Affleck just came from his dentist/oral surgeon. Would explain his appearance and his sound and substance of what he’s saying.

I could not figure out what was going on with his face.

Is it just me, or does Ben sound kinda drunk?

Bataffleck is drunk.

More like bro-tox.

Ben looks like he’s been in the sun a little too long and sounds like he’s had a little too much to drink. He's the worst kind of fan right here, a drunk homer in an echo chamber.

Ummm, no, people use legal sounding gobblydook all the time without knowing what it means. I’d venture to say whoever did say actually had no idea what they were doing or trying to do.

“Could be worse, you could be in Steph Curry’s shoes.”

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

Today in Alternate Future History:

Absolutely timeless perfection. 3 years later its still golden.

I plan to establish that before a jury of his peers. Now to find 12 mass murderers.

Without Irving and Love the Cavs were a much better team defensively...people keep overlooking that. OKC didn’t almost beat the Warriors with offense it was those Pterodactyls on defense that gave the Warriors issues. You are not going to out offensive the Warriors, so it never matter that Irving and Love were healthy…

[Touches envelope to forehead]

"(Ed McMahon was also there!)"