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Mortin Shart
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I’m convinced that Joey Tallywacker is engaging in a Trump-esque experiment in which he’s seeing how dumb he can go and still get tons of support. So far, he hasn’t found the bottom. People love him and his terrible jokes and puns.

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

He’ll be OK. Dalton’s baggage always seems to find him in the first round of the playoffs.

Here, me: I make the coaching motions with my noise mouth. The brain is where I live. I am crouched on the rim of the sun, observing humanity. I am the potato lotus, flowing. My beams are the beams of my teams, shining into their humanity from benches and boxes. Will I teach them the secrets of the trapezoid? I will

and nothing bad happened to the von Erich clan ever again.

I wouldn’t say he’s the living embodiment of Hitler because he’s not trying to lead the country. That said, I’d call him a Nazi. Like a high ranking member in the Nazi Party kinda Nazi.

The dancing drives people insane. For that reason alone he should keep doing it.

The man just got his ass kicked by Denver’s defense in the most important game of his life. I don’t blame him for being a sore loser.

The Dallas Cowboys have reportedly inquired in to his availability.

Apparently Bromley lured the woman with the text “Grand Theft Auto and chill?”

What a sweet pic of him and Imam. They look so happy!

The Police are trash.

Didn’t realize you could wear dad jeans and comment on fashion.

This was so unfunny I lost focus and just looked at the gap in his teeth for the rest of the video

As a Titans fan, I’ve become increasingly convinced that the personnel decisions made by this shit-ass organization are made to spite me, personally.

Samer, I think you give this way more thought than the Titan ownership.

Jesus fucking Christ. Just find new coaches. Quit recycling the same shitty people. Stupid risk averse league.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?