Trump’s wall protects America from immigrants AND chemtrails.

Yeah but what about chemtrails AM I RITE

Short answer, yes.

That the New York Jets have, in fact, won a Super Bowl.

I made a Roethlisberger rape joke about Roethlisberger raping someone because Roethlisberger rapes people.

At his age, Trump should know a lot about “going soft.”

Here’s an idea: Leave the damn cars ALONE! They’re not yours, and unless you’re from code enforcement, they’re not your concern.