Counterpoint: Jane Eyre was already boring and also bad.

So, Mmmpop is about.....en-Hanson your flavors?

I’ll see myself out.

We weren’t religious (lapsed Catholics) but my grandparents lived in Utah for a while and grandma picked up both Jello Salad and a related dish, which I only learned as an adult is a Mormon thing, frog eye salad. It’s basically marshmallows, pineapple, oranges, and for some reason pasta, all in whipped cream. It’s…