mortbrewster
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mortbrewster

1st: We keep raising the price, but fewer people want to buy it. Why?

so lazy. so, so lazy.

Sorry, I didn’t test that. 

added some Microsoft AI bullshit...

Unfortunately for us, since this only happened yesterday, we don’t know much, but we’re going to fight as hard as we can to keep the comments under the new owners. The good news, the company that bought us is an actual media company and not some random AI startup just looking to buy a name, so while I’m sure there

I mean... why have a 2nd Amendment at all if you’re not allowed to solve all your problems at gunpoint?!?! Amirite?

I think you accidentally changed the “YOU” TO “WE” in that last sentence of the quote.

I googled the place. Permanently Closed.

I can’t wait for the tweets to Elno about it failing. I mean, are we sure it’s not going to just catch on fire in a drizzle or something? I bet there will be a caveat about only being able to install it and keep it covered at all times. 

What a shit headline - here I was expecting Ford put $22,500 on the hood of each Lightning.

Fire officials are urging residents to look for helicopter debris and possible human remains in their yards.

Lawn Boy

That’s an easy answer. Because Stellantis isn’t dumb enough to sell the goose the lays the golden eggs.

Stellantis will be renamed RAM.

The 2-series gets a bad wrap but I doubt most people have actually driven one. Sure, it does not handle as well as a RWD-based 2-series coupe, but there are plenty of drivers out there willing to sacrifice some sportiness for more space and extra doors.

You are correct. GM should have done the same thing because many car customers are insanely brand loyal. A special “Olds 88" edition of a Buick would have kept a bunch of customers in house (as simple as dropping a bigger Corvette/Caddy engine into a Buick) and wouldn’t dilute sales or Buick loyalty if it reliably

Exactly- the tradesman who shows up in the bro-dozer f-350 king bullshit edition is gonna cost you cost you, the humble contractor in the beat up 90's truck is going to do it right, himself, and save you a pretty penny.

1st gear:
This is what happens when you go from an automotive company to a holding company.

I saw this same shit happen decades ago when I worked at one of the big box home improvement stores and later a mom and pop lumberyard for a few years after I graduated college and moved to California when the dot-com imploded (

Thinking of what brands of Stellantis aren’t struggling.

I worked in small business banking about 10 years ago and had a client starting a new business, one of his expenses was 6000 a month for a leased Bentley a well used one too, he said he needed it for ‘image’ and that his business would fail without it, turns out it failed before it started as there was no way I could