Me too, because then we might get some fun street cars instead of the current crop of bloated expensive over powered nonsense that’s only good for bench racing.

Imagine being put in the bed on one of these thinking you’ll be saved and then getting your artery severed.

Former Jalop writer Jason Torchinsky had a great take on where we are with driver assistance. Which is that the current level of autonomy is far more dangerous than driving one’s self.

Update: It turns out Kanye bought this Mauck in 2023, so my article was correct that it didn’t originally have any star connection. Fascinating that he didn’t even own it for a whole year...

If anyone can do it, I’ll put my money on Uncle Rich. He’s got the full firepower of The Electrified Garage behind him. If not, it’ll still be entertaining. 

Good for Rich, he will get plenty of views out of this.

I don’t remember the driving in Oklahoma specifically, but as someone who has visited all 50 states, I regularly tell people who ask that Oklahoma is the absolute worst state all things considered.

It used to belong to Kanye. It’s no stranger to being shat in.

Tesla’s real fundamental flaw is tweeting from a cot set up in the C-suite.

When the mafia lends money to someone and they can’t pay it back, so they load the person’s business up with debt, pull out all the possible money, and crater said business, it’s called crime. When a PE firm does it, it’s called capitalism.

I would love to see the books from the week before the PE firm took over, to…

It’s wild that we have this massive business market that literally consists of buying a company and then sucking as much money as possible from them until it dies. Pure vampire capitalism. 

Another bunch of greedy assholes ruin a company. Anyone else as sick of VC and hedge funds ruining great companies as I am?  Fucking VC. ARRRGGGH

Huh. I really thought Stellantis's plan of not investing money in new products would be paying off by now, maybe they should cut r&d a little more

HAHAHA!
You were hoovering up as much cash as you were from dinosaur product, with sky-high prices just a few quarters ago.
“Most profitable automaker in the world!” (Where did all that cash go?)
Then when high interest rates come in, and customers wise up to your gouging, and kill your game, you’re all “shocked Pikachu…

Stellantis has essentially been reduced to a company that produces pickups and expensive shows of ruggedness. I have never been a big fan of Chrysler but it is especially sad to see what has happened. Maserati has been a huge failure, not being able to compete with more established luxury manufacturers and not exotic…

The good times (read: extremely high prices) had to come to an end eventually.

When Alito and Thomas finally fuck right off of this mortal coil.

If they focused on that, they wouldn’t have given him the largest payday in history while he grinds Tesla into dust. They’re all drug buddies and sycophantic cult members, they’ll do whatever he wants.

I like watching Everything Auto videos on Youtube, good, professional, honest tow company. Absolutely everyone he tows that is illegally parked claims someone told them they could park there.  I don’t believe for a second that Dunkin gave up their parking lot to let a bunch of MAGAts prevent customers from visiting…

Good. Fuck em.