Anyone worried about that police instruction?

A dozen cops for one stolen ca . . . Oh.

The incEl Camino version of three on the tree. 

I swear, more than half of the things people complain about being the fault of ‘the government’ are the fault of Brian who lives three blocks over because Brian hates three very specific cultivars of grass, and so is on a personal crusade to ban, and then report and fine, anyone in his immediate vicinity who dares…

Seems like they would have to ticket every work vehicle on the road that had a phone number advertised on the side. Isn’t that “using the streets for commercial purposes?”

Speaking for myself, movies like Richie Rich, Blank Check, etc. were less about (financial) freedom from my parents and more about wish fulfillment. I had a good relationship with my parents and did not want them blinked out of existence so I could do whatever I wanted. But those movies were fun because they let me…

It’s been thirty years ago since I’ve seen it, but I remember that Keith Coogan’s character becomes skilled as a cook at the end since he had to learn to feed his siblings. 

Literally the only thing I remember about this movie is “The dishes are done, man!” line from the end of the trailer.

We can add Kei trucks to the growing list of things that have more rights than women in Texas.

We can take this back to Michael Keaton playing Batman

I heard they can Serve Briefly as a moon, too.

People will definitely start noticing the Model 3 Mars Habitat Module panel gaps when they let all the oxygen out and all the radiation in.

Jeff Donut is such a Matt Berry name, sounds like a headshot in Jane’s office in Toast of London. He’s gotten a lot of mileage out of his fruity actor voice, and what a fun music-monger.

Obama once said something that stuck with me.  Something along the lines of: if you and I can’t agree on a common set of facts, we have no chance of making progress together.

There’s literally nothing a conservative can say that’s so stupid and demonstrably false that he won’t double down on it when called out. There’s literally nothing a conservative can say that’s so stupid and demonstrably false that he’ll be punished for it by his own constituents. This is the reality we live in: a…

“They told me this is an exotic car so everyone wants it,” David says.

Go test drive a Kia dealership, it's even worse. 

Play Hyundai dealership games, win Hyundai dealership prizes.

I used to think the CBS execs were being really silly not letting Mary Tyler Moore play a divorced woman in her sitcom because they figured people would think she’d divorced Dick Van Dyke. Now I think they were just ahead of the curve.

My wife is also clueless so usually I give her a nudge, but then she’ll declare to everyone else in the room, “WHY ARE YOU NUDGING ME!?”