Less turbo , MORE LAG!

Encouraging someone to who is speeding in a school zone to slow down to avoid having to stop for a light is the most Canadian thing ever.

If they’re trying to slow me down with curvy roads, they’re doing it wrong.

Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian: A Bill Hader Joint.

They’re in Hell. (You thought Kim Wexler had a rough go of it--meet Sally.) I’ve never rooted so hard for Barry to go back to being a hitman. He talks about responsibility and thinking about others here to his son, but he’s just as selfishly monstrous sans the violence. He knows his wife and son are miserable, but,…

“The doubling of characters and resetting identities through a filter of filth and decay evokes Twin Peaks’ final episode”

Not a fan of this new Buick design language. They had some sharp looking prototypes a few years ago.

the other option is to steal one on another Prius!

I guess I can see if someone saw it when they were a very small child, they might have some nostalgia for it, I remember thinking Infra Man was the best movie ever when I was like 7 or 8, so I get it. But yeah, I was 14 when Superman III came out, and it flat sucked, I actually felt insulted that they tried to pass it…

What did Clubber Lang have to do with Star Trek II?

It’s genuinely upsetting! But still better than upgrading to Vista.

It’s expensive to have your wife pay someone to take the SAT for your daughter.

I wish we’d gotten an undercover clown Bond in one of the Daniel Craig movies.  He would have crushed it.

1983 was also the year I came into the world, and as the youngest of four kids I could also be considered an underperforming sequel.

Jaws 3D is one of the movies that I will always sit down to watch if it’s on TV. I don’t know why. I know it’s terrible, but for some reason I always finish watching it. I love it. Maybe it’s Lou Gossett, Jr. 

I’d love to be in the producers’ room at the moment it became clear the movie was going to be a complete disaster.  

dolphins repeatedly save the day

Nope, it’s shark terrorizes people in Sea World, where one of the grown up Brody kids coincidently happens to work. And, yes, it’s as stupid as it sounds. The entire movie takes place in an ocean park type thing with underwater viewing tunnels in a fenced off lagoon. For a good portion of the movie people are getting…

I am pretty sure I saw Jaws 3-D in the movie theater then, but I have no memory of the plot, which I’m guessing was something like “shark terrorizes swimmers/beach town”.

I don’t think this article truly describes the horrendousness that is Smokey & the Bandit Part 3. The original subtitle was Smokey Is the Bandit because the original plot was that Justice was to take the place of the Bandit since Burt and director Hal Needham had decided to move on from the franchise. Test screening…