My dad briefly had a 1985 Mustang GT that the dealer told him had the Police Interceptor package on it, so it was super fast.

I agree. I had one, as a matter of fact, when they were new. 

I bet each of the customers affected will enjoy their $1.09 share of the settlement.

And if you don’t like it, the next one is going to look like a Probe.

It’d be crazy if Ford was like, “You know what, we all got drunk one night, and somebody - probably Larry because he’s always saying shit like this - said we should base the look of the new Mustang on the Mustang II, and we were all ‘damn right’ because, you know, the alcohol. And then the very next day, we all…

Just yesterday as I was passing the third C8 Corvette of the day, I was thinking how there were more of them around than I expected.

I only now have come back to GM after owning a 1986 Pontiac Trans Am that was a giant piece of shit despite being new at the time.

I mean, if they’ve reported a car stolen, they should at least have some sort of software warning that won’t let the car be rented out. That wouldn’t solve all of this, but it’d keep someone from renting a car that had been reported stolen months before.

Best I can do is Boba Fett on a Rancor.

Yeah, it’s 6.25% sales tax on the difference between the selling price and the trade value.

I bought a new car last month, and they didn’t add anything to MSRP even from the get-go, and there was weirdly a $500 factory rebate (not a great rebate, but not nothing). My wife had bought my previous car when we were still building back up after a period of unemployment (she had leased the car previous to that, so…

So when he says he added “props” to the Grand Unified Field Equation, is he talking about propellers or, you know, a public show of respect?

Yes. Whether by (unlikely) accident or (very likely) purposeful deception, this man was framed.

The Kia K5 trunk space is only a bit smaller than the Charger. My previous car (2019 Optima) had what I thought to be a spacious trunk (only slightly smaller than the current K5, apparently).

I fully expect that should these rules come to pass, those who just choose to ignore them will continue to suffer zero consequences. Just like how fully documenting a dealership violating state law 187 times leads to a DA (Tarrant County, Texas) not even being willing to take the information, let alone actually…

There has to be a verdict before double jeopardy would apply. A hung jury means no verdict, so the state is free to try again.

My wife used to give me a hard time about Cadillacs being for old people when I would point out a CTS-V or what-have-you that I liked. I guess I finally got old enough to be a Cadillac guy because she didn’t say anything when I finally bought a Cadillac last month (and yes, as part of being old, I will point out that…

I mean, they’ll end up telling her that it fetal personhood doesn’t count for HOV lane purposes because the law has lots of instances where it defines the same thing in different ways depending on the context.

I would think a bigger issue would be that in 2003, the Texas Legislature passed a law updating the state Penal Code to define an individual as “a human being who is alive, including an unborn child at every stage of gestation from fertilization until birth.”

My wife bought a new Rogue last year and the dealership she bought from were discounting it even with the supply constraints.