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Has Trevor Fehrman just been living in some sort of gimp box in Smith’s basement since Clerks 2?

Toy Story 4 was just three years ago. It’s not as if Disney just recently learned that Tim Allen leans right.

And then featured in the movie Taxi 7.

My Dad had quite a few cool ones when I was growing up:

I’m not saying Kevin Sorbo is responsible for this, but I don’t hear him denying it.

I feel seen!

I won a Zune HD in some sort of contest. It seemed nice enough, though it quit working after a few months and not much usage. 

After selling off my last-ever Kia last week after binging on them for the last decade (between my wife and I, we bought 8 Kias over the last ten years... most were hers), my only Kia question remains wondering when they’re going to use whatever leverage they have over their dealer network to improve the purchase

I bought a new Cadillac last weekend, and my payment is significantly less than this new average.

My actual mortgage payment isn’t that high, until we include the escrow for property taxes, which are substantial given my Texas address.

A 52 year-old and a 61 year-old feeling so entitled to treat a person like this just because of the color of his skin is enraging. 

My boss, who owns the firm where I work, takes vacations relatively frequently in our less-busy times. And he’s also been fighting cancer, so he has treatments and whatnot that take him out of the office. Most of the time, we have no trouble handling things while he’s gone, but there have been some crises while he’s

California test tunnel in a SpaceX parking lot.

I was thinking about some longer-than-three-hour layovers I’ve had myself, but then I realized that I don’t belong to any of these clubs anyway.

It will still boost the economy because that’s spending that will continue, and that will add to GDP. But when the Fed raises interest rates in an effort to slow down economic activity, the lack of spending in other areas will be more of a drag on the economy than the government spending from one bill will add.

In fairness, the longest expansion in history (roughly 10 and a half years) ended only as we shut down the economy in the wake of a deadly pandemic and part of the deflationary aspects of that were because businesses chose not to use federal funds the way they were intended (paycheck protection was designed to allow

I’m not making two stops, so I need an all-in-one bondage/sports supply shop.

Which was crazy because Judd Hirsch wasn’t even in the UK show, so calling it ‘Dear John with Judd Hirsch’ was super confusing for us Americans who just don’t get British humour.

Have you seen all those things in Australia that look like their only purpose in life is to kill people after terrifying them?

Especially since Christopher Reeve is dead and Superman is DC.