I don’t particularly like that song, either.

Ronnie James Dio wanted to do the same thing, but his feet couldn’t reach the pedals.

Yeah. Sorry for replying to you instead of who I was really trying to reply to. In my defense, I’m old.

Somebody’s gotta pay to dismantle that bridge so Bezos’ yacht can get through.

In my state, 25% of the gas tax goes to schools so that state politicians could lower property taxes and look like anti-tax heroes.

Or distance to measure time, Han Solo.

Dallas, where the car ended up (which is a big question by itself), has had an ongoing issue without permission and without following the law. But even within the law, the tow companies can tow a car that is parked against the rules in a place they have a contract with without being notified ahead of time to come do…

I’m not surprised to hear that Uncle Fester is racist given the shaved head and all.

I have known people who had power windows that stopped working, but it hasn’t happened to me yet. Four of my first five cars had crank windows (the only one that had power windows of that group I go used), and I’ve had at least two since then, though none since probably 1997.

If they want to do a crossover episode where Boba Fett grows a mustache and they have to battle a giant robot Bigfoot controlled by John Saxon while also preventing a massive earthquake by using an underground nuclear explosion to cause an earthquake in a slightly different spot, I’d watch.

Chante Mallard got 50 years.

I had a 1986 Pontiac Trans Am, and in my nine months of ownership after it was purchased new off the lot, it went through three transmissions. One failed while the dealership shop people were test driving it after just having replaced the transmission.

Still hope for the Radioland Murders reboot series.

Electoral College reform won’t get me an Alpine A110.

Ultrabunny. Just like on the shirt Rick Flag had on when Peacemaker killed him.

They cut out the part where he called him a virgin who can’t drive.

Not just you. That’s who it is.

That Malibu listed up top costs as much as a 2016 A6 with fewer miles in the same area.

There’s got to be some other planet with interesting stuff going on. 

I was joking because it said the ship hit the plane. I know it meant “hit” in the sense of “shot down” but I was pretending that I thought the ship (in the water) rammed the plane to be funny.