“We are not crooked. We’re incompetent!”

I did find it interesting that Texas has such a plain plate these days after years of adding adding stuff all over it. Now the regular plate is just black and white with a star, but I think they realized that they could make extra money by having 50,000 different plates you could get so why not make the main plate…

Or they’ll die in a car crash at 77 like Charles Wyly.

It’s going to end up that your car won’t start with baggage in the trunk unless you pay an extra fee.

I’ve seen about that many in Dallas so far. 

I was all ready to hand him my money until I saw that window trim piece on the driver door. That’s a dealbreaker there.

I wasn’t upset until I saw the part about the dog.

But the ignition is still on the floor between the front seats, right?

If he dies, they’ll just do the ‘dropping one of the 15 Commandments’ bit but with somebody dropping the corpse of Mel Brooks that then shatters into several small pieces.

Nobody outlives Amy Yasbeck

Yes.

My 2015 MacBook Pro 13" base model was still working very well last time I was able to use it (battery has lost some capacity, but that’s all I’d noticed), but I’ve since given it to my mother who gave me a sob story about how her Dell quit working and how she really needed a laptop but couldn’t afford one, so I gave…

That was the one I was looking forward to the most!

It takes money to have human oversight and quality control. Much cheaper to just automate everything and reluctantly (and slowly) deal with the screw-ups after-the-fact.

I mean.... I leave the ticket in the car. Taking it on the trip with me just increases the chances I will lose it.

Parking garages aren’t safe. Look at what happened in Fargo!

Helicarrier.

My wife ended up buying a Nissan Rogue since the VW Tiguan I told her not to buy was starting to show electrical problems and quickly nearing the end of its all-too-short warranty period. She started out wanting a new Sorento, but it was only after Kia dealerships added their $5,000 “laser etching and pin stripe…

There’s only so many ‘Day After Tomorrow’ anecdotes a person can stand.

Since the Howells are dead and Ginger has been at least three different people, I think it should all come down to what the guy who hosted ‘Supermarket Sweep’ thinks.