He gets extra points for rightfully hating on Ross in his ‘Friends’ appearance.

Or when we spill our margaritas.

When my oldest kid was born, I traded my 1990 Mitsubishi Eclipse Turbo (manual) for a 1990 Acura Integra 4-door (automatic).

they should hit up Chico’s Bail Bonds like the rest of us.

If she storms off and says she’s going to fly back to her parent’s house, would you necessarily think to report her missing?

He, through his lawyer, may have provided what they believe is all the relevant information to the police. That police say he isn’t cooperating but the stories quote them as saying they want him to sit down for an interview, which is certainly several steps past just providing information. And then later, a…

I was a teenager in the 1980s, and I don’t understand nostalgia for these shitboxes. Had an ‘86 Trans Am, and it was by far, the crappiest car I’ve ever owned. I didn’t even have it a year, and it was constantly in need of repair. My Dad had an ‘85 Mustang GT convertible as a third car, and it was only marginally…

If memory serves, it was a very young Heather Graham.

This has ‘Blues Brothers 2000' written all over it.

It’s always interesting to me how some technological “improvements” are really just shifting some of the work to the customer.

My first car, a 1985 Ford Ranger had manually locking hubs, so when you wanted 4wd, you’d have to get out and turn the locks on the front wheels. This was no big deal except when you’ve already done that in anticipation of snowy weather only to have your father switch them to unlocked thinking they hadn’t yet been…

I used to get hot and heavy with my high school girlfriend in a Pontiac Fiero GT. 

Either that or they’ll just faint.

This is the worst episode of “Whose Line is it Anyway?” ever.

Back in my hometown, the local Girl Scout Council building was right next to a strip club until very recently.

What’s the old joke: The easiest way to become a millionaire in the airline industry is to start with $1 billion.

I had a yellow NX1600 for a while. It was not a bad car at all.

I had a regular cab, manual Ranger as my first car, and you really had to like the person sitting next to you when you stuffed three people into that thing because going into reverse required a level of intimacy that could make a lot of people blush.

“Would you like a Super Small for only 5 cents less?”

They aren’t coming to help regardless, and they aren’t going to solve the crime after-the-fact, either (statistically speaking). Sixty percent of reported rapes in my city and over half of all murders are never solved. Property crimes are solved at a rate of less than 20%.