Good tip on the driving under parking lot gates. I’ll make back the cost of the car in parking savings in less than 170 years.

It’d be easier to just move someplace warm than to keep arguing about the best way to drive an unsuitable car in the snow.

Dallas was presumably lucky that their completely unsafe bridge made it all the way through construction and its current closure without collapsing. 

When I was really young, my Dad bought a 240Z. I didn’t like it because it had bucket seats in the front while our early ‘70s Buick Roadmaster Wagon had a bench seat with an arm rest I could sit on while we drove because we were slow to catch up on that whole safety thing (that Buick had the deal where you had to…

So close

So half the time it works every time!

It’s only been a decade. Give us time to catch on.

And in my area, they’re all Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram dealers. It seems silly that they split off Ram as a separate brand. It was like “We’re like Chevy now, but we’d rather be like GMC.”

Associating that car with Lubbock is a very quick way to kill any enthusiasm I might have.

I only paid attention to Mercedes when I had to wash my step-mother’s 560SEL in the 1980s, but I didn’t notice that it had dual badges back then and hadn’t noticed it recently.

Sadly, my wife would probably approve of the plan of my sleeping with a Kardashian since she’s all into them but parting with $2,600 for a Neon would not be kosher with her.

Since my local Alfa dealership already went out of business, the parts and service has already become a pain in the ass, I presume.

“PSA currently has no footprint at all in North America, the world’s second-largest car market.”

I think that’s one reason why the Panamera didn’t seem an odd car for Porsche to make... because it wasn’t too far removed from a 928....

I’ve yet to see one in the wild, but I haven’t seen a new Z4, either.

That is interesting.

The weird thing is that Mitsubishi is probably on the right track already. Sales have almost doubled since their 2012 nadir, and their market share in 2018 was up like 70% from that period. And their best-selling model is the most expensive one in their line-up.

Well, I know I will certainly buy a Mitsubishi next knowing that their employees have free coffee. That’s all I’ve been wanting in a car all these years, and Mitsubishi is the first to meet those very important needs of mine.

I’m sure you could buy an aftermarket dildo shifter that would fit.

I had a 2016 Jetta until very recently. The only problem with it was that the DRL lights burned out fairly quickly. Same problem I had with the 2012 Passat I had prior to the Jetta.