@brandegee: I just sat into a test car Fiesta Sport (1.6 120hp 3dr with 5speed), and the 2nd and 3rd already show signs of wear after 16.700km - which is a shame, even given the high abuse a sporty little test car like this has to weather.

@Elhigh: Your problem, as usual with cars from Yurp making the swim over, is that you only get the top-of-the-line engines intended for the car. Want a base fiesta? Come over and buy a 1.25 liter gas version with 60hp. I betcha that would spare you the extra weight, but still be all the urban transport you need and…

I wonder if the photographer was standing or kneeling when he took this picture. Just to know how far above the people is the people's republic's president?

@snapoversteer's profile on Sikes's website has a misleading picture: I would heart-click you once more for that.

No matter which car, but it has to be French: [www.youtube.com]

So a sensible Volvo with an engine insanely bigger than originally intended for a sensible prise - i am mixed up here, but oh yes it is Nice Price. Just the type o' crazy banger that i loved to dragoon!

Well, the only problem is that when you say 'yurp' you mean the sunny western side of it. 'High speed' in train dithers away as you move eastwards, sadly.

@smokyburnout: Yeah, that was my first thought too

That's a lot of dough for something this underpowered, and i have been witnessed on a blog in my native lingo claiming that the CV2 was shite. Might be quirky for you, but its definitely CP for me.

This is like having Pamela Anderson naked at your disposal, but then only asking her to serve cold beer while you watch the footy on the telly - 'pure awesome win' and 'you're doing it wrong' in equal measure.

@LegendaryC: There is no such thing as a free healthcare - it's just the ways you pay for it that differs from land to land.

Rarity and the crazy dash is a plus, i seem to somehow have a soft spot for '80s on-board electronics, and so in this good shape it is definitely NP.

The market in these parts is quite different, but the Aveo looks shite here too. Anything you can have here with a Dodge badge is a no-no as well, so is the Jeep Patriot.

Yuk, that's gawd-awful.... It is fun to chop the roof off some worthless junk to have some fun with friends, but then trying to sell it....? Come on, you can do better than that! CP, no contest.

@wætherman: This is the path of thinking that leads directly to beige Toyotas. No problem with it, just don't complain if anyone tries to sell you something too safe for your own taste....

@mytdawg: They're Ciccolinas' decal, she always wore them at the time. Much better than a tramp-stamp, i guess.

@facebookstuff: Looking towards Buda (that's the Buda Castle in the background) but otherwise yeah, i can confirm your catch there. However.... this looks distinctly PS to me, especially with the car being lhd AND driving in the left lane....

@senorducklives: I wonder how a slo-mo porno would look like though?

I like the E38, i really do, and the 4.4 V8 is the engine to have in it - but the good news end here. This is a hopeless case of turning a classy car into a pile of tasteless shite. Would be CP even for $13,2.

@bmoreDLJ: Its a bit underpowered for what it is though - only version is the 1.6i, which is cool, but that lovely three-door would be so much better with a 2.0 between the front wheels...