“Okay, this is our Goonies episode. This is our Indiana Jones episode. This is our ghost story”

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

I will 1000% admit that my first reaction was, “Well, clearly it sounds like he has more experience than her, which is why there’s the disparity.” Then I checked out both of them on IMDB, and I was again reminded why I should stop giving anyone the benefit of a doubt. The one movie that *might* justify a payday for…

Where do you get the idea that the F/A-18s are flying in too tight a formation? I see them do this several times a year around my place of employment. And no, not the Blue Angels.

They killed Kenny! Those bastards!

No, he’s right -- her latest set is just awful. Observational humor only works when your audience can relate, which is not the case when all your bits are about being the daughter of the richest Buggalo ranchers on Mars.

Music Taek articles are almost uniformly dumb. This is no exception.

They kinda remind me of those Dickensian urchins in Brazil who torched Sam’s car.

As a community organizer, I start every public and private event here in Oregon with:

While its paradise compared to coach, small jets get a bad rep for having low ceilings. This means that while the seats are comfortable in comparison, the cabin is very small. This makes them far less suitable for long trips. And some may not have a cabin toilet separated from the rest of the aircraft. Something to…

Really hoping you are Cardi’s shoe that she walked out with, and not the one that was collected as evidence.

I know this wasn’t in the US, but it sounds like collection agencies there are similar to here. Which is to say: Shady as fuck and not interested in facts.

When I was at uni we had “getting Balti King’d”. They handed out vouchers to freshers for meal deals. You could have a sit down indian with table service at 4am. Everyone had tales of their post-Balti king regrets. I guess a bunch of freshers aren’t ever going to report a place like that to the food standards agency.

Instagram endorsement of March for Our Lives and an impassioned speech during her Chicago show about pride month and acceptance of all races and sexual orientations are both political statements, no? Also she was 18 when she performed at the RNC. 

Let me step off my high horse, I was about to ride in on. I had not read the tweets and was about to defend free speech and who are you to decide what’s funny or appropriate. Instead I’ll say, you have freedom of speech not freedom from consequence. And these tweets would probably any business to run away from you as f…

Thanks! I bought it from here: goldenarmor.com  I had to spray it with VHT Nite Shades as it comes clear when you get it. It’s also very expensive, so consider that. He charged $20 for shipping when we both live in L.A. 

Monique, I know it’s not your job to educate me, but I was wondering if you could refer me to a list of (or link to a list of) unpleasing racist terms. Nobody believes me when I say this, but I grew up in DC in the 1970's, and many of those terms were never used around me. I don’t even recognize them. Like, for…

Yeah . . . I'm not buying it. I've defrosted a lot of things, and the fastest safe method I've seen is using cool running water, thanks to the power of convection.

If you just need to thaw it, use the sous vide machine with a cold water bath. Set it to the lowest temperature so it won't heat the water at all, just pump it around. The moving water helps it thaw much quicker.

The other alternative I use a lot is straight from the freezer to the sous vide. Having a chamber vacuum sealer helps.