sounds like ron perlman is in there somwhere...

gog and magog?

but can it withstand a zombie attack?

*fap fap fap* what?? i thought u said vigourous wanking!!!

Feels too much like riddick...

I thought they did already? In an Aztec pyramid buried in the canyon and a titty bar on top kinda way...

oh hi fellow cracked reader! =P

argh! must watch dvd! even manages a reference to roxxon! no love for hostess cupcakes tho? ;P

you mean this is not the " you think the A on my head stands for ..." moment? for shame...

what? havent you heard of body weight exercise and all-the-gruel-you-can-eat diet? =P

that quip is a weak sauce. not impressed, but i will watch it just for emma stone. i just hope it doesnt turn her into another kirsten dunst...

hahahaha. that is so true. anyways, its great to see the guys from misfits (season of the witch) and skins (x-men: first class as well as AGoT) getting some work... =)

is the armourer's apprentice the same guy who boned his teacher in "Skins" season 1/2?

if anything can be made to look malaysian, it must be that shiny shiny brown salamander thing i always see in the cracks and crevices in my home... theyre everywhere!

+_+ maybe theres a mini black hole inside her...

Theyre probably TOFI - thin outside, fat inside. I too thought i was immune (my grandparents were thin people, amd among my parents siblings, none were obese), till one day a binge eating was followed gastric, then more gastric, and then more gastric problems. It only went away after i ate more greens, and exercised…

i think they should study how other belief systems dispose of their bodies. muslims bury their dead w/o any embalming or coffin, and that seems to work fine, and zoroastrians dispose of their dead by way of feeding them to carrions...

spaceship Earth. =)

did they use the berserkers from Nightbreed? screw that shite, i want more stories from Median!!!

the new layout is meant for ipads and other tablet toting hipsters to view... so its only bigger on them...