Get out.

For what the Buccos are paying him that usher should let him do whatever the hell he wants at a Pens game.

With stats like his, only earning $500k/year would drive me to take long pulls off a Miller Lite tallboy too

“That is an OFFENSIVE fowl!”

Seriously, no fucking sympathy for the guy who brought floping back.

I feel like CWebb may believe that was an offensive foul.

I mustache you not grab me with 1 second left sir.

Well I’m happy our justice system continues to be nice and reasonable and efficient.

Did you hear about this via tips@deadspin.com?

It goes down in the DM, my man.

Can I just say how refreshing it is to have someone say “My account was hacked” and have it be the truth instead of a desperate attempt to undo a stupid post?

Maybe teams passed on him not because of the drugs, but because he has a mysterious figure following him around trying to sabotage his career. That’s certainly a “distraction” if there ever was one.

How fucking stupid is it to take someone off your board because they smoke weed? ARGHHHH

This guy has instantly become my favorite NFL player.

It must be quite the experience to have adults around you tell you the benefits of telling the truth and the benefits of lying all within like an hour of each other.

Nope, and if only that mouthpiece in a suit was a few minutes later...it woulda got even better

Rebuttal: The 2003 draft was mercifully shortened by a half hour thanks to teams getting picks in quickly

I really wish this weren’t a story.

I haven’t seen violations of (Ft.) Laramie like this since the Sioux Treaty was violated in the 1870's.

I like this guy. He’s a straight shooter. And at the end of the day honesty really is the best policy.