Officials became suspicious when he punctuated a drive in the lane by yelling, “You Millennials are entitled.... to getting dunked on!”

I’ve never seen one of those basketball/pitching machines before. I want it.

I went to college with some kids from South Sudan. I remember thinking they looked a hell of a lot older than 19, then figured out why when they started casually tossing anecdotal atrocities into everyday cafeteria ball-busting.

This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

The article mentions he has fused ankles, so circulatory issues are definitely a possibility.

About a year ago, I pulled up to a stoplight in my car and looked to my left and saw Bill on one of these custom bikes. I rolled down the window and said, “Bill, you’re the man! Heard you [calling a college basketball game] on ESPN last night, good stuff.” In reality, his call of the game was horrendous, but the…

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years

I know people who didn’t regularly partake and would eat a brownie or something that day.

Also by your description people don’t “celebrate” St. Patricks Day because they drink normally.

I ran so far away from this joke

Queue the action movie cliche where they go to find him for one more rodeo: "No, I gave that up!"

Because you don’t/did not have to pay for these options before. To use your analogy if every car came ‘tricked out’ forever and then slowly big car kept taking every option one at a time and made you pay for them you would be upset.

The point is, at one point in the not yet too distant past, this wasn’t even an issue.

How do you figure? Southwest is 100x times more tolerable than any other major US carrier.

we SHOULD pay for overhead compartment space. It’s checked baggage we shouldn’t have to pay for. Carry-on bags make boarding and departing torturous. If one of these damn airlines would just do away with checked bag fees, and add carry-on bag fees, boarding would be infinitely more pleasant and faster.

Man, I can’t wait to encounter you on a plane. I see you cowardly passive aggressive millennial

May we never be on the same flight...

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

They should make people who are clearly in “Boarding Group 4” but sneak in with “Boarding Group 2" pay for a round of drinks for everyone on board.

Window and aisle seats shouldn't cost MORE. Middle seats should just cost LESS.