Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years

I know people who didn’t regularly partake and would eat a brownie or something that day.

Also by your description people don’t “celebrate” St. Patricks Day because they drink normally.

I ran so far away from this joke

Queue the action movie cliche where they go to find him for one more rodeo: "No, I gave that up!"

Because you don’t/did not have to pay for these options before. To use your analogy if every car came ‘tricked out’ forever and then slowly big car kept taking every option one at a time and made you pay for them you would be upset.

The point is, at one point in the not yet too distant past, this wasn’t even an issue.

How do you figure? Southwest is 100x times more tolerable than any other major US carrier.

I took Southwest to and from a bachelor party in Vegas (from DC) a few weeks ago. I was not responsible for the flight home, I did not check in 24 hours in advance, and I ended up with boarding position C45 or something. I somehow got what I believe was the last aisle seat on the plane! Flying cross country while…

Shhhh. I love the people who wait till they arrive at the airport to check in for SW.

we SHOULD pay for overhead compartment space. It’s checked baggage we shouldn’t have to pay for. Carry-on bags make boarding and departing torturous. If one of these damn airlines would just do away with checked bag fees, and add carry-on bag fees, boarding would be infinitely more pleasant and faster.

Man, I can’t wait to encounter you on a plane. I see you cowardly passive aggressive millennial

But I need to get to Seattle from Philadelphia; what do you suggest for me so that I don’t end up in Texas?

May we never be on the same flight...

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

They should make people who are clearly in “Boarding Group 4” but sneak in with “Boarding Group 2" pay for a round of drinks for everyone on board.

Window and aisle seats shouldn't cost MORE. Middle seats should just cost LESS.

You good at playing Operation? Yeah, me neither. These dryers fucking blow.

Those Dyson hand dryers are shitty anyway. I have big hands and every time my hands end up touching the sides of the thing. Which I can only assume helps spread bacteria even more.

I’ve always hated those dryers. The thought of touching the sides of it and gross water sitting at the bottom skeeves me out. Just go back to paper towels people!