My parents are southern, and they used the term Johnny Cakes for northerner cornbread that was usually sweeter and fluffier than the denser cast iron southern cornbreads of GA and AL.

Alternate ending to pepper joke - The Hall of Flame

YEs - profanity has its place. Let us remember the times Martin Luther would tell people to ‘eat shit’ https://religionnews.com/2013/12/06/improve-public-discourse-follow-luthers-advice-tell-opponents-eat-s-t-lots/

Hoping for Zelda mini games - only playable on Fridays!

The Honorable Zando-Zan!

OK -Suggesting some subgroups here:

Well Rubio needs to do something with his days off

We all are, apparently. $9.25 minimum wage in Portland at 20hrs a week would double his yearly income.

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