It’s hard to make something happen if it’s already happened, ya know?

Or be even poorer, and browner, and live in a country with oil - then you’ll get to see one from the outside with the safety features disengaged!

.......There is truly no way to defend someone who thinks airports existed in the American Revolution.

He also promised beautiful new Sherman Tanks*

“... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

The only way I'm seeing this is if they pull their heads from their asses and cast lizzo as Ursula.  The story, not this incarnation, is utter trash.  I'd see it for lizzo though

American judicial corruption? Yes.

I just want to burn it all the fuck down.  

except for when they literally let people die rather than clean up their facilities

I’m laughing so hard, this is hilariously written

Always funny when people decide to hew entirely to prescriptivism.

You are entirely incorrect, but it’s hilarious to watch you try to dig yourself out of your own shithole of stupidity.

The word you’re looking for is “perspective,” you fucking troglodyte.

As an official right wing troll, I hate Omar (Actually, it’s my own inadequacies and failures I hate. I’m simply too weak, lazy and lacking in self reflection to do anything about them.)

She is doing a great job. We need a few hundred more like her and AOC in Congress.

A meal on every table, a car in every garage and an Omar in every office. 

You gotta give the show creators credit. They realized their Piper problem and quickly fixed it by giving the other girls equal or more airtime.

I love this because just about every good and decent Christian mom in my old neighborhood had a subscription. From their craft hobby site at Ravelry to their benign children’s magazine, they can’t ignore the public shaming forever.

I think its especially sad that Little Donnie is obviously trying so hard to impress Dada with all of his big man outdoorsman weight lifting beard growing crap when anyone who knows Trump knows that shit is the last thing in the world that he would ever give a fuck about.

I understand that she loved her brother, but I wish Janet would stay quiet about Michael.