I wish we could see a live feed of Obama’s reaction to this stuff. You know he’s grinning today.

Don’t be a total Chad, Chad.

That Bobby looks like a nice boy!

So Siri is as uninformed and delusional as your average Trump voter?

He could be a native, home grown California racist too. To suggest that he “had” to have been a transplant from the midwest ignores the inherent racism that California, like any other state, suffers from. California is not a utopia free from racism and acting like it is dismisses the greater issue.

One of my deepest white person shames is the ease and frequency with which racists will casually say things to me, like it’s ok because it’s one white to another. It is in no way ok and makes me lose any respect for the person spewing it. Awful.

lol I feel like he doesn’t know that it wasn’t really him in the Snoop Dogg video. Sad!

But what about Holy Land in Minneapolis? Regional hummus show down!

I asked my brother once(I was joking, I promise), “Are chickpeas made from real chicken?” And he thought I was serious. Totally learned that day that my dumb chick act had caught on a little too well. Hummus is the devil’s dip!

The collected works of Edgar Allen Poe in the foreground of the picture adds a whole new level of creep to the whole thing.

Lyin’ Ted needs to shut his soupy mouth.

I found out Kurt had died walking through the halls my sophomore year of high school. The boy I had a big crush on was a huge Nirvana fan and I remember him running up to hug me and sobbing as he told me the news. What a sucky day. Kurt spoke for so many of us outsiders, and to us. I still love Nirvana to this day.

That survey just scared the shit out of me. The more they mention their “movement” the more uncomfortable I get. Bad, bad things are afoot in this administration.

Has anyone seen dear leader’s newest commercial urging you to contact your senator to have his “winning” team confirmed? I saw the tail end of it on CNN and almost had a rage induced stroke. I can’t recall ever seeing anything like it before, but then this is the first dictatorship I’ve lived under.

Ewww “respect your elders” is something only baby boomers harp on. Like, good for you that you made it to old age but I’ll be damned if I’m going to respect you because of it. Your generation is literally the worst. Was it growing up in the shadow of the “greatest” generation that made you all so self-absorbed and…

I like the cut of your jib Brad.

I must be doing my protesting wrong because I’ve never gotten paid for it.

I know I shouldn’t hate on Kellyanne’s appearance, but I’ll be damned if the sight of her doesn’t send me racing to my under eye cream. You get the face you deserve though, so I expect her to go full ghoul any day.

This. This so much! Cheney was a common target of my radical cheerleading troupe’s ire, and when that dude is coming out and saying you’ve gone too far...you’ve gone way too fucking far. I’m going to need to dust off my cheers for this administration.

I replied before I read all the way down, so I apologize. My Minnesota pride is apparently strong today.