Worst Dicken's heroine ever: Esther Summerson.

The whole ships a Poop Deck!

The cruise does offer a pit of used syringes, but you'll have to upgrade to the premium package. Also for just $500 more you get a one on one with Cary Elwes' hacked off leg from the first movie

I have a feeling he's posting all this movie reboot, movie remake, ride and board game movie adaption news just to fuck with us.

Carrie 2: The Unpluggening

Plug it up!

I went through a stage when I was in my twenties where I read everything written by Gabriel Garcia Marquez over a year's time. I've always liked 100 Years of Solitude the best - maybe because it was the first one I read and it blew me away.

Did people really bone after watching Titanic? That kind of seems like getting it on after watching Schindler's List or 2012

I can't speak for the bigger papers, but at the little daily I work at there is almost zero interest in making sure stories aren't fabricated or plagiarized. They are so hungry for cheap and free copy that they take submissions from freelancers with no background checking at all.

I'm very fond of my Plain White T's plain white t

Extra points for comparing this movie to Middlemarch.

Whenever the light hits her just right, I think she looks exactly like Kira the Gelfling.

Does it have to be bands that are still around? Because if not I would pick The Cherry Sisters, circ.1896.

There is no venue on earth that can do justice to that Laurel Canyon sound.

Wow. It's like your living my life!

I once traveled three hours to see Band of Horses with an ex-girlfirend. We decided to go together because we wanted to try and "just be friends."

You think if they just ditch the found footage angle they could still make a movie that feels like a sequel?

But what about her songs? Are they still going to be one dimensional?

This was my introduction to Peter Jackson. Couldn't think of a better gateway move. After I saw this I saw Meet the Feebles. It made me a fan for life.

Although I never got caught up in the hype of Star Wars Episode I. I was still pretty excited for it. Saw it in a packed theater. Everybody cheered as it started. Things felt great…and then they went to Jar-Jar Town under the Sea. After that I got a sinking feeling in my tummy that progressively got worse.