I don't believe in hell either, but I hope that as those final tortured breaths were leaving his body and he could feel his life slipping away, the true magnitude of the evil he had caused in life came crashing down on him and made him fear for his soul.

Speaking of talking animals, does anyone remember that Disney Sunday movie called "The Richest Cat in the World?"

If I haven't played an FPS in a while I'll get sick when I start a new one. I find if I limit my playtime to start, like 15-20 minutes - and then slowly increase my time - the nausea will go away.

Having grown up in that area, I was completely tickled by how well it managed to capture the local weirdness. I'm not sure how great the story or acting is in the movie - and it gets more questionable the more I see it - but the tone and the setting I find adorable.

Did you have trouble with the second one? I had a hard time getting through it and it put me off the whole series. Are the others more like the first book?

Nights of Cabiria is my favorite love story. That ending gets me every time. The way Giulietta Masina manages to smile through her pain is fucking heartbreaking and uplifting all at the same time.

Human flesh. You don't want to eat human flesh near where you live. Only do it while traveling along the back roads of America.

And the Native American's seemed so happy the white people had finally arrived!

You probably would have got more if this question was fucking interesting enough to warrant more than 357 comments.

See, That is a question I can get behind.

I might if this is the best they can come up with.

Ugh. Another music question. What is that five in a row? How many more of these "please name check your favorite band/singer" questions do you have planned for this year?

I bet Mozart would be pretty good if he stopped fucking around with all that classical bullshit.

I was just thinking the other day how funny Sean O'Neal's "50 Shades" newswires use to be.

I'm kind of surprised Christmas office parties are still a thing. After the big crash in 2008 they disappeared at my work place. I don't think anyone really missed them because they never came back. I've moved to a different job since then and it was the same deal at my new office. At most it's bring some shit to eat…

For a show about women's liberation, it doesn't shy away from the gratuitous female nudity and sex. It's a weird choice. And it's not empowering nudity, the nudity is all about the male gaze.

Where the hell are the flying monkeys? What's the grittiest reboot for the flying monkeys? Guy in a ultra light with cool looking monkey armor? A hang glider made out of monkey bones? Just a regular good looking dude, but he has a big old monkey butt.

Ooooh snap.. you compared me to Lena Dunham. How terrible.

And there it is. That old right-wing standby "My opinion is as valid as yours."

I haven't lost my shit. I'm just complementing you on your ability to succinctly show how dumb you are. That's a rare talent.